Curious about what Jordan and Michael's wedding reception looked like? Well, say no more! Read on, dear friends. Naturally, spoilers for the entire series, up through The Holy Dark.

This is a short story I wrote for Halloween that I definitely wanted to share for any fans of our favorite devious villain, the archdemon Belial. BE WARNED: this is a horror story, with plenty of violence, foul language, and sexual innuendo. It also has spoilers for The Black Parade and She Who Fights Monsters, so make sure you've read those stories before proceeding. Enjoy!